juillet 2012
unitedstatesoftony:
anyone wanna come over and drink iced tea vodka and pretend to be rachel berry
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“How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy,...”
– Ruby Wax
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toddallison:
i alternate a lot between “why do people like me oh my god your taste is horrible” and “why doesn’t everyone absolutely adore me i’m so hilarious and cool and charming” because no one hates me more than i do but no one loves me more than i do either
touchfuzzy-getdizzy:
Watch as the Americans begin to watch the Opening Ceremony and make text posts about it as if they’re part of the London Olympics fandom
wingaardiumlevi0sa:
there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.
out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.
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my dad is outraged that the men on team USA are wearing berets.
I reckon now is the perfect time to tell him I’m gay
jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend:
plot twist: at the end of the ceremonies, the USA team steals all the tea and dumps it into the english channel
i just find it hilarious that the world’s largest group of non-athletic people are so invested in the olympics
emiixlouu:
where is anne hathaway and the flag of genovia
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alltowerswillfall:
every time i write something some small part of the back of my mind (possibly the amygdala or maybe the cerebellum) thinks that perhaps this time my work will be noticed and copiously reblogged because come on people can you not see the quality of my verse but obviously that never happens and do you want to know why? because of the sheer number of people trying to get noticed...
